Light Bulb Joke #1

How many Obamas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. There was no money to bail out the failing light bulb industry so now the entire United States lives in the dark.

Knock Knock Joke #1

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Obama...

Obama who?

Obama the crypto-Muslim fascist who wants to socialist the American economic system in a effort to bring forth Armageddon and, ultimately, the End of Days.